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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon
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| Bad hair day? Nobody need know with the Ian Poulter colour and gel kit. Includes basic bleach plus 15 striking colours (even Arsenal red!), strong gel (withstands force 7 gale), and full instructions for that "Look at me!" style. Colours wash out easily when you return to the office. If you can't tame it, flaunt it! Ref 33/03. |
Ever wonder where your lost tee pegs go? My energetic team of peg hunters are out each day. All tees are duly catalogued. I have a huge selection. You may buy them back for as little as 10 baht for ten. Just give me the details of colour, size, where and when you lost them. You won't be disappointed! Call today on 06 8372640 |
Calling all Mia Nois! Is he out playing golf when his wife thinks he's with you? Catch him with his spikes on! We'll bug his buggy and snap his snaphook. Tee-Tecs Private Investigators (ref 32/03). |
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| Ambidextrous 12 handicapper (swings both ways) WLTM left- or right-handers, for mid-week singles. No professionals. 01 6757470 |
Erotic golf prints! - Ideal for bedroom or den. Titles include The Drive, The Stroke, The Push, The Pull, Keep The Head Down, Take It Back Slowly and many more! Adults only. Fully illustrated catalogue (ß500) ref 28/03. |
Wanted: Golfing underwear testers. Leading Thai manufacturer/copier of sporting goods needs amateur golfers of all levels (male and female) to test revolutionary new concepts in golfing undergarments. Ref 1/03. |
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| Don't play golf if it's not your day! Your golfing fortune can be told by internationally renowned clairvoyant! Horoscopes, palmistry, tarot, phrenology and entrails all available. Why leave that game to chance? Reasonable rates, 24/7 service. Ref 10/04. |
Add 50 yards to your drives! Visit Drs. Snippet & Tuck, Soi Yodsak, for the latest in sex change operations. In just three hours, you can play off the ladies' tees! Results guaranteed. Warning: side effects may vary from customer to customer. |
Golf widows - I can help you! I specialise in 'quickie' divorces for spouses abandoned by golfing husbands. You get the house, the kids, the cash, the maintenance; he keeps his clubs, his membership and his car. Satisfaction for all parties guaranteed or your money back! Ref 4/04. |
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| Cheer up the golfer in your life! Yippograms will send a scantily clad girl to your home to yip 6 shots in front of his very eyes (putts/chips/pitches please specify his preference). He'll feel better at once to see he's not the only yipper! Ref 24/03. |
Lost your knick knacks? You'll always have somewhere to put loose change, ball marker, mobile phone, tee pegs with this handy golfer's pouch, lovingly crafted from genuine Skivertex by skilled Filipina teenagers. Ref 10/06 |
Gay Golfers! Butch Handson can help your game! PGA (Perfectly Gorgeous Apparel) qualified pro will put your golf on cruise control and have you playing in the pink! Ref 3/04. |
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Trouble getting it up? You need the revolutionary 'Skyagra' woods and irons from Gobra - the secret's in the little blue insert! Mr H. of Naklua says: "I just couldn't get it up at all. Now thanks to Skyagra I'm getting great height and length, and the game is so much more satisfying for me and my partner." Available from better professionals. |
Fancy a bare lie? Entertainer/stripper available for corporate and Society days out. Reasonable rates. Call Khun Toy on 04 9278 035 (after midday). |
